Watching America’s Got Talent reruns last night with my client and suddenly found myself in an argument over “Donald Trump’s” hair color.
Her: “That is the ugliest grey hair I’ve ever seen! Even his eyebrows are grey!”
Her: “That guy on stage. Get some hair color buddy!”
Me: “His hair is blond. It’s the blue light making it look grey.”
Her: “Open your eyes, that is grey.”
Tried to change the topic by talking about the Queen’s corgis.
“Donald Trump” is still singing.
Her: “Man, that guy has got to get his eyebrows at least colored. Absolutely horrid. How can you even think that is blond.”
Me: “He’s impersonating the President who is blond. That’s why this guy is blond. The lights behind him make his hair look grey.”
Her: “My eyes work better than yours. You colorblind girl?”
“Trump,” walks off stage and is shown against something dark.
Her: “See, I told you he was blond.”